"Shhh...concentrate on giving me head!" -- Ron
"If you can't pull it off without a dildo, you're a bad lesbian!" -- Nyx
"My nipples are like diamonds." -- Ron
"I can't believe that moist has traveled!" -- Lan
"My cousin started the moist revolution..." -- Lan
To sum up the night, I turn to a quote from Nyx the following morning, once she'd finished vomiting.
"I'm not glaring at you, Tigger -- I just can't blink!"
:)
Monday, December 11, 2006
17 June 2003 (can't remember where)
Thanks, Kirst!
I feel bad eating this - I'll destroy the delicate crystal structure. - Nick
Are you a wuss (sp?!) like me? - Kirsten
I have no expectations. - Kirsten
You'll see it all on a fridge soon. - Nick
Coming soon to a fridge near you! - Kirsten & Andy (in chorus)
I just hear 'blah, blah, blah, fly from Scotland'. - Nick
That doesn't work with black people. - Sandra (re Kirsten saying 'Look, it's Elvis!')
I can't wait for December for the Friedman half-hour Christmas special. - Andy
So there's no glue? What do you do for fun? - Kirsten
A committed alcoholic. Gotta love that kind of dedication. - Sandra
You know how everyone in the office keeps calling me 'Claire'? - Claire
Bradley is straight. And a boy. - Andy
I still wanna see the pictures. - Nick
I'll show you one night when we're alone. - Andy
Andy, please be straight! - Kirsten
If I was straight I wouldn't be able to do this. - Andy
This is what barn eggs do to you. - Andy
Just pretend I didn't open my mouth. - Claire
You can be gay if you want to. - Sandra (to a decidedly straight Nick)
Zimbabwe is fine if you don't piss off the President - Sandra ~~ Just don't tell him you're gay. - Claire (to Nick)
Don't worry, we accept all people into our happy family of joy. - Sandra
So, is she like a 'Jew' Jew? - Sandra
I can't remember. I think I was drunk at the time. - Kirsten
So she's not like a bastard Jew? - Sandra
That one is so April... What month are we in? - Kirsten
Burden's answers scared me. But Ndanga's terrified me. - Andy
The Japs ... The Japs are in my head. - Nick
It seemed so good at the time ... - Nick
You realise you're not getting this again? - Andy (to Sandra)
This is why I'm not sleeping with you. - Kirsten
Did I mention we have a beach? - Nick
And he tried to force me to lick the pot! - Kirsten
They are very good barn eggs. - Adrian
You put them in your bra. - Adrian
I was Catholic until my mother got embarrassed by the scenes I used to cause in Sunday school. - Kirsten
That's uncharacteristically prudent of you. - Adrian
My sisters take me shopping. I think that's why Im gay. - Andy
Black hair is something white people just don't understand. - Sandra
He wishes I hen-pecked him! - Kirsten
Aaah, who's my little Malawian house boy.. - Andy
I feel bad eating this - I'll destroy the delicate crystal structure. - Nick
Are you a wuss (sp?!) like me? - Kirsten
I have no expectations. - Kirsten
You'll see it all on a fridge soon. - Nick
Coming soon to a fridge near you! - Kirsten & Andy (in chorus)
I just hear 'blah, blah, blah, fly from Scotland'. - Nick
That doesn't work with black people. - Sandra (re Kirsten saying 'Look, it's Elvis!')
I can't wait for December for the Friedman half-hour Christmas special. - Andy
So there's no glue? What do you do for fun? - Kirsten
A committed alcoholic. Gotta love that kind of dedication. - Sandra
You know how everyone in the office keeps calling me 'Claire'? - Claire
Bradley is straight. And a boy. - Andy
I still wanna see the pictures. - Nick
I'll show you one night when we're alone. - Andy
Andy, please be straight! - Kirsten
If I was straight I wouldn't be able to do this. - Andy
This is what barn eggs do to you. - Andy
Just pretend I didn't open my mouth. - Claire
You can be gay if you want to. - Sandra (to a decidedly straight Nick)
Zimbabwe is fine if you don't piss off the President - Sandra ~~ Just don't tell him you're gay. - Claire (to Nick)
Don't worry, we accept all people into our happy family of joy. - Sandra
So, is she like a 'Jew' Jew? - Sandra
I can't remember. I think I was drunk at the time. - Kirsten
So she's not like a bastard Jew? - Sandra
That one is so April... What month are we in? - Kirsten
Burden's answers scared me. But Ndanga's terrified me. - Andy
The Japs ... The Japs are in my head. - Nick
It seemed so good at the time ... - Nick
You realise you're not getting this again? - Andy (to Sandra)
This is why I'm not sleeping with you. - Kirsten
Did I mention we have a beach? - Nick
And he tried to force me to lick the pot! - Kirsten
They are very good barn eggs. - Adrian
You put them in your bra. - Adrian
I was Catholic until my mother got embarrassed by the scenes I used to cause in Sunday school. - Kirsten
That's uncharacteristically prudent of you. - Adrian
My sisters take me shopping. I think that's why Im gay. - Andy
Black hair is something white people just don't understand. - Sandra
He wishes I hen-pecked him! - Kirsten
Aaah, who's my little Malawian house boy.. - Andy
Monday, November 27, 2006
Southern Wright Hotel, Cape Town, 26/11/06
"I've done nothing that's bitchworthy!" - Jean
"Listen to Jean, she talks sense" - Hailey to Lon
"I wanna go goose-bumpy!" - Lon (as the afternoon went rapidly downhill!)
"Jean shows people lots of things..." - Janine
"I've just put the vibrate on... it's so exciting!" - Hailey
(it was one of those afternoons!)
"Listen to Jean, she talks sense" - Hailey to Lon
"I wanna go goose-bumpy!" - Lon (as the afternoon went rapidly downhill!)
"Jean shows people lots of things..." - Janine
"I've just put the vibrate on... it's so exciting!" - Hailey
(it was one of those afternoons!)
Thursday, November 23, 2006
Brauhaus and Carl's place, 22/11/06
“I mistook a man’s white religious hat for an old lady’s perm…” Carl
“Long live the coal!” Carl
“I’ll push the magic ejector button…” Carl
(good night for Carl...)
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Stellenbosch, 20/11/06, post-schools adjudication test
"I'm not a mover and shaker, I move in mysterious ways..." Janine
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Fat Cactus, Mowbray, 14/11/06
"I did have a good night with a girl in Massachusetts" - Bob
"You're black - black people like chicken" - Bob
"It's really early - I only prefer to perform after dark, but hey" - Sandra
"I don't think punching her in the face is good foreplay. I don't know what they do in New Jersey" - Sandra
"You can see who spent three months in the US 'cos he's totally, just, a racist" - Nick the American
"I also have a cousin called Plasma!" - Sandra
"Stop offering the black chick chicken" - Hawk
"I do not want to see Sam poledance" - Bob
"It's all about Sam... pole-dancing Sam, as I like to call him" - Sandra
"You are a marine geologist, so you are dirty and wet" - Matt
"I am ice boy!" - Bob
"I want to meet all my friends, 'friends'" - Hawk
"You're black - black people like chicken" - Bob
"It's really early - I only prefer to perform after dark, but hey" - Sandra
"I don't think punching her in the face is good foreplay. I don't know what they do in New Jersey" - Sandra
"You can see who spent three months in the US 'cos he's totally, just, a racist" - Nick the American
"I also have a cousin called Plasma!" - Sandra
"Stop offering the black chick chicken" - Hawk
"I do not want to see Sam poledance" - Bob
"It's all about Sam... pole-dancing Sam, as I like to call him" - Sandra
"You are a marine geologist, so you are dirty and wet" - Matt
"I am ice boy!" - Bob
"I want to meet all my friends, 'friends'" - Hawk
Sunday, November 05, 2006
Halloween eve, Rocky Horror party @ Sam's place
"All of you, line up against the wall" - Matt
"Get your tongue in there, damnit" - Matt
"Hey sweetie, take my cherry" - Cat to Sam
"Can I have your cherry?" - Sam to Cat
"Of course!" - Cat to Sam
"Dude, you seriously have to clean your hoses" - Nick
"I have a spare head" - Carl
"They aren't my ghost pops, but you can open them" - Liza
"I think Carl's penis is lovely, Chris" - Alex
"Do you want to vanish my shirt?" - Matt
"Why don't you shave your legs, Carl?" - Matt
"Get your tongue in there, damnit" - Matt
"Hey sweetie, take my cherry" - Cat to Sam
"Can I have your cherry?" - Sam to Cat
"Of course!" - Cat to Sam
"Dude, you seriously have to clean your hoses" - Nick
"I have a spare head" - Carl
"They aren't my ghost pops, but you can open them" - Liza
"I think Carl's penis is lovely, Chris" - Alex
"Do you want to vanish my shirt?" - Matt
"Why don't you shave your legs, Carl?" - Matt
Saturday, November 04, 2006
Claremont, early hours of 4 November 2006
"Anyone for a penis chocolate?" Golda
(later) "This is really chewy..." Golda
(later) "This is really chewy..." Golda
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Chai Yo, Mowbray, 31/10/06
"Anyone for some Norman Bates Guinaefowl?" PK
"Mildly psycho quack?" Tash
"It's no fun trying to pee while you're being stalked" Tash
"It is I, Food Slut!" Tash
"Ed, I love you... and after December I can marry you!" PK
"This is the kind of duck that stakes out a McDonalds and kills everybotdy who orders a happy meal" Tash
"This is the kind of duck that wouldn't be out of place in the Gaza strip" Tash
"It would be a trojan camel with giraffes in it..." Tash [which is far less odd than it sounds and is part of an ongoing debate. Anyone who wants to argue is welcome to contact me :)]
(It was a fun night - C)
"Mildly psycho quack?" Tash
"It's no fun trying to pee while you're being stalked" Tash
"It is I, Food Slut!" Tash
"Ed, I love you... and after December I can marry you!" PK
"This is the kind of duck that stakes out a McDonalds and kills everybotdy who orders a happy meal" Tash
"This is the kind of duck that wouldn't be out of place in the Gaza strip" Tash
"It would be a trojan camel with giraffes in it..." Tash [which is far less odd than it sounds and is part of an ongoing debate. Anyone who wants to argue is welcome to contact me :)]
(It was a fun night - C)
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Monday, October 09, 2006
One from Scotland
(thanks Kate)
"Let's join the army. Look how much fun it was for Pauly Shaw" - Jono 8/10/2006
"Let's join the army. Look how much fun it was for Pauly Shaw" - Jono 8/10/2006
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Wits invitations, Joburg, 23 – 26 September
“It’s the five-point star of truth” Jean
“Don’t worry; I’m only putting it on the internet” Hawk
“It’s the intoxicating air of the moral high-ground” Jean
(from earlier but worthy of a fridge-quote)
“Cut that out and perforate that, bitch” Amina
“It’s been my dream to be Izelle” Matthew
“I’m living the dream” Izelle
“Your secret weapon is that you both look dumb” Jean (as chair trying to motivate one of her teams!)
“You do one little dance in a debate…” Izelle
“If you don’t have a pair of tits, you can’t join” Sam (in her defence, there had been liquor taken)
“They left the keyrings of love and understanding” Dirk (re Botswana after they left abruptly)
“Toe-licking badness!” Jonathan
“Don’t worry; I’m only putting it on the internet” Hawk
“It’s the intoxicating air of the moral high-ground” Jean
(from earlier but worthy of a fridge-quote)
“Cut that out and perforate that, bitch” Amina
“It’s been my dream to be Izelle” Matthew
“I’m living the dream” Izelle
“Your secret weapon is that you both look dumb” Jean (as chair trying to motivate one of her teams!)
“You do one little dance in a debate…” Izelle
“If you don’t have a pair of tits, you can’t join” Sam (in her defence, there had been liquor taken)
“They left the keyrings of love and understanding” Dirk (re Botswana after they left abruptly)
“Toe-licking badness!” Jonathan
Digs of Doom, Grahamstown, 01/07/06
(found this last night and thought it was about time these went up!)
“I’d love a sandcastle – with two sugars and milk” Marita
“I’m a poufter, I can die” Nikki
“Can someone sit on my head?” Niks
“Hangover. Brain tumour. Mumble, mumble, mumble…” Tash
“It’s the hippies and their fleas and their no-bathing-ness” Niks
“Niks doesn’t even need to try; she is a fridge quote” Tash
“I’d love a sandcastle – with two sugars and milk” Marita
“I’m a poufter, I can die” Nikki
“Can someone sit on my head?” Niks
“Hangover. Brain tumour. Mumble, mumble, mumble…” Tash
“It’s the hippies and their fleas and their no-bathing-ness” Niks
“Niks doesn’t even need to try; she is a fridge quote” Tash
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Bohemia, 20 September 2006
"... speaking hub to hub..." Jean
(if you're not on the gobweb, don't ask!)
(if you're not on the gobweb, don't ask!)
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Stellenbosch, 18 September 2006
"There are no words to describe the dodgyness of Springbok!" Janine
"Debating - it's not a theme, it's a life philosphy" Janine
"I think Teflon is the greatest invention ever!" PK
"Debating - it's not a theme, it's a life philosphy" Janine
"I think Teflon is the greatest invention ever!" PK
Sunday, August 27, 2006
Rhonno's farewell dinner, 26 August 2006
“I’m getting particularly up close and personal with this butter” Chloe
“Only perverts want to be able to see in the dark” Chloe
“In terms of equal opportunities in placemats…” Sven
“I am a masterful sidler” Chloe
“Do you know how many bruises I have from last night?” Meg
“I think most people want to put me on a leash” Chloe
“It’s a thing of their spiritual leader” Sean (about the Chinese)
“I’m looking forward to seeing this man take his shirt off” Emile
“I’m going to
“Oh tummy I’m sorry” Chloe
“Rhonno has grown herself a passion killer on her legs; Brad’s going to have to learn to deal” Chloe
“I’m not playing with my orange” Sean
“It’s that little Chinese Jodi whose doing it” Sven
“Miem, they’re trying to peer pressure me into drinking, help!” Sean
“It can be done tomorrow and you can borrow my handbag” Liam to Sean
“My mini-skirt is in the wash, I can’t go” Sean
“Lesbian sex is not a spectator sport” Hawk
“Penguins love penguins” Rhonno
“My heart beats custard” Rhonno
“Baby, I can make anything hard and straight” Charlie
“Excuse my cold toes” Chloe
“Busty, Bisty, Christy, Gravy mix” Rhonno and Bisty
“We’re breaking pancakes” Charlie
“There’s an eeyore and he’s coming in for the kill…” Liam
“I think that’s a brilliant idea but Lian won’t give me his tracksuit pants” Chloe
“Yeah, Rhonno, she triumphs again!” Chloe
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Friday, June 23, 2006
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Sandton Square, 30 May 2006
"TAKE A WET-WIPE!" Rhon
"I've started talking to the bunny..." Sandra
"Please take Kevin condoms!" Hawk
"I've started talking to the bunny..." Sandra
"Please take Kevin condoms!" Hawk
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Camping in Montague, 27 - 29 Jan 2006
“I am at one with my butternut-ness” Sam
“I’ve found the hole!” Sam
“Not that drunk – EVER!” Matt
“I’ll delete any photographs of Carl’s willy” Bradley
“The elastic goes here, and then it hangs…” Carl and Rhonno
“I’m feeling very walkie” Bradley
“How thick-skinned is your willy?” Sam
“That’s the butternutness you’re poking!” Matt
“Ummm… it’s the tongue that breaks the tension” Matt
“You get to be the racing turtle” Chloe
“I can’t handle anything complicated right now. That includes sticks and marshmallows” Matt
“Can I skewer you?” Sam to Bob
“Sam is an inexhaustible font of specialness” Matt
“Stick my finger in the hole” Bob
“I’ve lost my butternut-ness” Sam (next morning)
“I did my special birthday crawl all the way here!” Chloe
“You want to dip an Ouma? You dirty bastard!” Bradley
“I’ve found the hole!” Sam
“Not that drunk – EVER!” Matt
“I’ll delete any photographs of Carl’s willy” Bradley
“The elastic goes here, and then it hangs…” Carl and Rhonno
“I’m feeling very walkie” Bradley
“How thick-skinned is your willy?” Sam
“That’s the butternutness you’re poking!” Matt
“Ummm… it’s the tongue that breaks the tension” Matt
“You get to be the racing turtle” Chloe
“I can’t handle anything complicated right now. That includes sticks and marshmallows” Matt
“Can I skewer you?” Sam to Bob
“Sam is an inexhaustible font of specialness” Matt
“Stick my finger in the hole” Bob
“I’ve lost my butternut-ness” Sam (next morning)
“I did my special birthday crawl all the way here!” Chloe
“You want to dip an Ouma? You dirty bastard!” Bradley
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