Sandton Square, 30 May 2006

"TAKE A WET-WIPE!" Rhon

"I've started talking to the bunny..." Sandra

"Please take Kevin condoms!" Hawk

Camping in Montague, 27 - 29 Jan 2006

“I am at one with my butternut-ness” Sam

“I’ve found the hole!” Sam

“Not that drunk – EVER!” Matt

“I’ll delete any photographs of Carl’s willy” Bradley

“The elastic goes here, and then it hangs…” Carl and Rhonno

“I’m feeling very walkie” Bradley

“How thick-skinned is your willy?” Sam

“That’s the butternutness you’re poking!” Matt

“Ummm… it’s the tongue that breaks the tension” Matt

“You get to be the racing turtle” Chloe

“I can’t handle anything complicated right now. That includes sticks and marshmallows” Matt

“Can I skewer you?” Sam to Bob

“Sam is an inexhaustible font of specialness” Matt

“Stick my finger in the hole” Bob

“I’ve lost my butternut-ness” Sam (next morning)

“I did my special birthday crawl all the way here!” Chloe

“You want to dip an Ouma? You dirty bastard!” Bradley

1 Montreal Mews, 2005

“I have a strong suspicion that unemployment may improve my quality of life” Bradley 27/02/05

“Bantus are camping in Franschoek!” Sit, 04/03/05

“I’ve been friends with enough white people to go camping, but most darkies…” Sit (in explanation), 04/03/05

“Surely a CA should be able to A?” Kate, 05/03/05

“The best part about babies is their feet” Rhon 19/03/05

“Pumpkin, would you like some tea?” Sandra, 21/03/05

“It doesn’t touch me in the right places” Sean, 22/03/05

“How are your hips?” Emil, 22/03/05

“A good penguin will do that” Sandra, 22/03/05

“I’m all for toes” Sandra, 25/03/05

“I can’t keep my clothes on either” Pumpkin, 27/03/05

“I felt like my soul was being raped with candyfloss and crowbars” Thati, 31/03/05

“Andreas is the only person I know who could organise a piss-up in a monsastry!” Carswell, 03/04/05

“I think jail would be character-building for my father” Sit, 04/04/05

“Communism is a substantial contributer to the general disaggregation of sanity…” Sven, 13/04

“When me and Ed were on the coach…” Andile, 13/04

“Hectic Days!” Andile, always

“I’m a DVD-whore” Sit, 31/05/05

“I like South Africa: it’s pretty and all that, but I want to take over the world!” Bradley, 13/07/05

“I wouldn’t have to make noises if I was really doing it!” Sit, 15/07

“A is for donkey” Sandra, 30/07/05

“Hey, one black chick, another black chick…” Brads, 30/07

“When is does rain in the Sahara, it’s going to rain money” Rhonwyn, 31/07

“It’s funny’s cousin, not funny” Sandra, 31/07

“Bradley, it looks like you’re bending down and getting ready to take it like a man” Sit, 31/07

“Listen, some things don’t need to be shared with the world. Except my bum is really itchy” Sit, 31/07

“I miss my sock…” Sandra, 31/07

“Leave me! I’m having fun with the phone-book” Sandra, 31/07

“I don’t believe this; I’m being punished by God for not taking off my t-shirt!” Sandra, 31/07

“Give me attitude and I’ll eat you” Sandra, 31/07

“I see drunk people” Hawk 02/08

“I only eat half the fresh fruit population” Sandra, 03/08

“I’m not worried about the people speaking Russian in my kitchen” Rhonno, 04/08

“I miss my lesbians!” Hawk, 06/08

“I am hysteria personified” Rhonno, 15/08

“Naughty f**king Iraqis trying to kill people” James

Brauhaus (Waterfront), 23 May 2006

“Feel the coaster” Chris

“Be the coaster” Chris

“I am the coaster” Bob

Sign in Stones, Obs, Cape Town

"THROWING OBJECTS OFF THE BALCONY IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED AND CAN BE PROSECUTED AS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE (IE. ATTEMPTED MURDER, CULPABLE HOMICIDE...)"

So, now you know...

Talking to Sam, 2 May 2006

"All that matters in the end is sex and happiness" - Carl, on whether it would be ethical to have a mutual friend finding out if a particular girl likes him.

Editor's note: post made under duress of lots of beer and Sam threatening to beat Carl about the head for breaking his abstinence from coffee :-P