Rhonno's farewell dinner, 26 August 2006

“I’m getting particularly up close and personal with this butter” Chloe

“Only perverts want to be able to see in the dark” Chloe

“In terms of equal opportunities in placemats…” Sven

“I am a masterful sidler” Chloe

“Do you know how many bruises I have from last night?” Meg

“I think most people want to put me on a leash” Chloe

“It’s a thing of their spiritual leader” Sean (about the Chinese)

“I’m looking forward to seeing this man take his shirt off” Emile

“I’m going to Bronx tonight, yeah BABY!” Emile

“Oh tummy I’m sorry” Chloe

“Rhonno has grown herself a passion killer on her legs; Brad’s going to have to learn to deal” Chloe

“I’m not playing with my orange” Sean

“It’s that little Chinese Jodi whose doing it” Sven

“Miem, they’re trying to peer pressure me into drinking, help!” Sean

“It can be done tomorrow and you can borrow my handbag” Liam to Sean

“My mini-skirt is in the wash, I can’t go” Sean

“Lesbian sex is not a spectator sport” Hawk

“Penguins love penguins” Rhonno

“My heart beats custard” Rhonno

“Baby, I can make anything hard and straight” Charlie

“Excuse my cold toes” Chloe

“I’ll put a large think in front of the door” Chloe

“Busty, Bisty, Christy, Gravy mix” Rhonno and Bisty

“At least she values your friendship enough to switch continents rather than hurt your feelings” Sean

“a fanny curtain and a face cloth” Bisty

“Sean do a pirouette” Rhonno

“Oh, look, it’s an equal heights campaign…” Claire

“We’re trying to encourage self-reliance…” Carol

“you’re such a sucky, you know that…” Chloe

“Cranberry juice is the answer to everything” Claire

“We’re breaking pancakes” Charlie

“There’s an eeyore and he’s coming in for the kill…” Liam

“I think that’s a brilliant idea but Lian won’t give me his tracksuit pants” Chloe

“Yeah, Rhonno, she triumphs again!” Chloe

“My sister deep-throating a Steri Stumpie” Liam

“Apple crumble and Liam’s tracksuit pants” Chloe

“Charlie doesn’t count, she’s a nympho” Chloe

“Somebody put pressure on her boobs, please” Rhon