Southern Wright Hotel, Cape Town, 26/11/06

"I've done nothing that's bitchworthy!" - Jean

"Listen to Jean, she talks sense" - Hailey to Lon

"I wanna go goose-bumpy!" - Lon (as the afternoon went rapidly downhill!)

"Jean shows people lots of things..." - Janine

"I've just put the vibrate on... it's so exciting!" - Hailey

(it was one of those afternoons!)

Brauhaus and Carl's place, 22/11/06

“I mistook a man’s white religious hat for an old lady’s perm…” Carl

“Civilization is optional” Carl

“Quick Sam, get out your handcuffs!” Carl

“Long live the coal!” Carl

“I’ll push the magic ejector button…” Carl

(good night for Carl...)

Stellenbosch, 20/11/06, post-schools adjudication test

"I'm not a mover and shaker, I move in mysterious ways..." Janine

Fat Cactus, Mowbray, 14/11/06

"I did have a good night with a girl in Massachusetts" - Bob

"You're black - black people like chicken" - Bob

"It's really early - I only prefer to perform after dark, but hey" - Sandra

"I don't think punching her in the face is good foreplay. I don't know what they do in New Jersey" - Sandra

"You can see who spent three months in the US 'cos he's totally, just, a racist" - Nick the American

"I also have a cousin called Plasma!" - Sandra

"Stop offering the black chick chicken" - Hawk

"I do not want to see Sam poledance" - Bob

"It's all about Sam... pole-dancing Sam, as I like to call him" - Sandra

"You are a marine geologist, so you are dirty and wet" - Matt

"I am ice boy!" - Bob

"I want to meet all my friends, 'friends'" - Hawk

Halloween eve, Rocky Horror party @ Sam's place

"All of you, line up against the wall" - Matt

"Get your tongue in there, damnit" - Matt

"Hey sweetie, take my cherry" - Cat to Sam

"Can I have your cherry?" - Sam to Cat

"Of course!" - Cat to Sam

"Dude, you seriously have to clean your hoses" - Nick

"I have a spare head" - Carl

"They aren't my ghost pops, but you can open them" - Liza

"I think Carl's penis is lovely, Chris" - Alex

"Do you want to vanish my shirt?" - Matt

"Why don't you shave your legs, Carl?" - Matt

Claremont, early hours of 4 November 2006

"Anyone for a penis chocolate?" Golda

(later) "This is really chewy..." Golda

Chai Yo, Mowbray, 31/10/06

"Anyone for some Norman Bates Guinaefowl?" PK
"Mildly psycho quack?" Tash

"It's no fun trying to pee while you're being stalked" Tash

"It is I, Food Slut!" Tash

"Ed, I love you... and after December I can marry you!" PK

"This is the kind of duck that stakes out a McDonalds and kills everybotdy who orders a happy meal" Tash
"This is the kind of duck that wouldn't be out of place in the Gaza strip" Tash

"It would be a trojan camel with giraffes in it..." Tash [which is far less odd than it sounds and is part of an ongoing debate. Anyone who wants to argue is welcome to contact me :)]

(It was a fun night - C)