Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Stellenbosch, 20/11/06, post-schools adjudication test
"I'm not a mover and shaker, I move in mysterious ways..." Janine
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Fat Cactus, Mowbray, 14/11/06
"I did have a good night with a girl in Massachusetts" - Bob
"You're black - black people like chicken" - Bob
"It's really early - I only prefer to perform after dark, but hey" - Sandra
"I don't think punching her in the face is good foreplay. I don't know what they do in New Jersey" - Sandra
"You can see who spent three months in the US 'cos he's totally, just, a racist" - Nick the American
"I also have a cousin called Plasma!" - Sandra
"Stop offering the black chick chicken" - Hawk
"I do not want to see Sam poledance" - Bob
"It's all about Sam... pole-dancing Sam, as I like to call him" - Sandra
"You are a marine geologist, so you are dirty and wet" - Matt
"I am ice boy!" - Bob
"I want to meet all my friends, 'friends'" - Hawk
"You're black - black people like chicken" - Bob
"It's really early - I only prefer to perform after dark, but hey" - Sandra
"I don't think punching her in the face is good foreplay. I don't know what they do in New Jersey" - Sandra
"You can see who spent three months in the US 'cos he's totally, just, a racist" - Nick the American
"I also have a cousin called Plasma!" - Sandra
"Stop offering the black chick chicken" - Hawk
"I do not want to see Sam poledance" - Bob
"It's all about Sam... pole-dancing Sam, as I like to call him" - Sandra
"You are a marine geologist, so you are dirty and wet" - Matt
"I am ice boy!" - Bob
"I want to meet all my friends, 'friends'" - Hawk
Sunday, November 05, 2006
Halloween eve, Rocky Horror party @ Sam's place
"All of you, line up against the wall" - Matt
"Get your tongue in there, damnit" - Matt
"Hey sweetie, take my cherry" - Cat to Sam
"Can I have your cherry?" - Sam to Cat
"Of course!" - Cat to Sam
"Dude, you seriously have to clean your hoses" - Nick
"I have a spare head" - Carl
"They aren't my ghost pops, but you can open them" - Liza
"I think Carl's penis is lovely, Chris" - Alex
"Do you want to vanish my shirt?" - Matt
"Why don't you shave your legs, Carl?" - Matt
"Get your tongue in there, damnit" - Matt
"Hey sweetie, take my cherry" - Cat to Sam
"Can I have your cherry?" - Sam to Cat
"Of course!" - Cat to Sam
"Dude, you seriously have to clean your hoses" - Nick
"I have a spare head" - Carl
"They aren't my ghost pops, but you can open them" - Liza
"I think Carl's penis is lovely, Chris" - Alex
"Do you want to vanish my shirt?" - Matt
"Why don't you shave your legs, Carl?" - Matt
Saturday, November 04, 2006
Claremont, early hours of 4 November 2006
"Anyone for a penis chocolate?" Golda
(later) "This is really chewy..." Golda
(later) "This is really chewy..." Golda
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Chai Yo, Mowbray, 31/10/06
"Anyone for some Norman Bates Guinaefowl?" PK
"Mildly psycho quack?" Tash
"It's no fun trying to pee while you're being stalked" Tash
"It is I, Food Slut!" Tash
"Ed, I love you... and after December I can marry you!" PK
"This is the kind of duck that stakes out a McDonalds and kills everybotdy who orders a happy meal" Tash
"This is the kind of duck that wouldn't be out of place in the Gaza strip" Tash
"It would be a trojan camel with giraffes in it..." Tash [which is far less odd than it sounds and is part of an ongoing debate. Anyone who wants to argue is welcome to contact me :)]
(It was a fun night - C)
"Mildly psycho quack?" Tash
"It's no fun trying to pee while you're being stalked" Tash
"It is I, Food Slut!" Tash
"Ed, I love you... and after December I can marry you!" PK
"This is the kind of duck that stakes out a McDonalds and kills everybotdy who orders a happy meal" Tash
"This is the kind of duck that wouldn't be out of place in the Gaza strip" Tash
"It would be a trojan camel with giraffes in it..." Tash [which is far less odd than it sounds and is part of an ongoing debate. Anyone who wants to argue is welcome to contact me :)]
(It was a fun night - C)
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Monday, October 09, 2006
One from Scotland
(thanks Kate)
"Let's join the army. Look how much fun it was for Pauly Shaw" - Jono 8/10/2006
"Let's join the army. Look how much fun it was for Pauly Shaw" - Jono 8/10/2006
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