Work, Joburg, 10.10.2006

“If she knows how to use a phone, she’s not dumb enough” Kalemba

One from Scotland

(thanks Kate)

"Let's join the army. Look how much fun it was for Pauly Shaw" - Jono 8/10/2006

Wits invitations, Joburg, 23 – 26 September

“It’s the five-point star of truth” Jean

“Don’t worry; I’m only putting it on the internet” Hawk

“It’s the intoxicating air of the moral high-ground” Jean

(from earlier but worthy of a fridge-quote)
“Cut that out and perforate that, bitch” Amina

“It’s been my dream to be Izelle” Matthew
“I’m living the dream” Izelle

“Your secret weapon is that you both look dumb” Jean (as chair trying to motivate one of her teams!)

“You do one little dance in a debate…” Izelle

“If you don’t have a pair of tits, you can’t join” Sam (in her defence, there had been liquor taken)

“They left the keyrings of love and understanding” Dirk (re Botswana after they left abruptly)

“Toe-licking badness!” Jonathan

Digs of Doom, Grahamstown, 01/07/06

(found this last night and thought it was about time these went up!)

“I’d love a sandcastle – with two sugars and milk” Marita

“I’m a poufter, I can die” Nikki

“Can someone sit on my head?” Niks

“Hangover. Brain tumour. Mumble, mumble, mumble…” Tash

“It’s the hippies and their fleas and their no-bathing-ness” Niks

“Niks doesn’t even need to try; she is a fridge quote” Tash

Bohemia, 20 September 2006

"... speaking hub to hub..." Jean

(if you're not on the gobweb, don't ask!)

Stellenbosch, 18 September 2006

"There are no words to describe the dodgyness of Springbok!" Janine

"Debating - it's not a theme, it's a life philosphy" Janine

"I think Teflon is the greatest invention ever!" PK

Rhonno's farewell dinner, 26 August 2006

“I’m getting particularly up close and personal with this butter” Chloe

“Only perverts want to be able to see in the dark” Chloe

“In terms of equal opportunities in placemats…” Sven

“I am a masterful sidler” Chloe

“Do you know how many bruises I have from last night?” Meg

“I think most people want to put me on a leash” Chloe

“It’s a thing of their spiritual leader” Sean (about the Chinese)

“I’m looking forward to seeing this man take his shirt off” Emile

“I’m going to Bronx tonight, yeah BABY!” Emile

“Oh tummy I’m sorry” Chloe

“Rhonno has grown herself a passion killer on her legs; Brad’s going to have to learn to deal” Chloe

“I’m not playing with my orange” Sean

“It’s that little Chinese Jodi whose doing it” Sven

“Miem, they’re trying to peer pressure me into drinking, help!” Sean

“It can be done tomorrow and you can borrow my handbag” Liam to Sean

“My mini-skirt is in the wash, I can’t go” Sean

“Lesbian sex is not a spectator sport” Hawk

“Penguins love penguins” Rhonno

“My heart beats custard” Rhonno

“Baby, I can make anything hard and straight” Charlie

“Excuse my cold toes” Chloe

“I’ll put a large think in front of the door” Chloe

“Busty, Bisty, Christy, Gravy mix” Rhonno and Bisty

“At least she values your friendship enough to switch continents rather than hurt your feelings” Sean

“a fanny curtain and a face cloth” Bisty

“Sean do a pirouette” Rhonno

“Oh, look, it’s an equal heights campaign…” Claire

“We’re trying to encourage self-reliance…” Carol

“you’re such a sucky, you know that…” Chloe

“Cranberry juice is the answer to everything” Claire

“We’re breaking pancakes” Charlie

“There’s an eeyore and he’s coming in for the kill…” Liam

“I think that’s a brilliant idea but Lian won’t give me his tracksuit pants” Chloe

“Yeah, Rhonno, she triumphs again!” Chloe

“My sister deep-throating a Steri Stumpie” Liam

“Apple crumble and Liam’s tracksuit pants” Chloe

“Charlie doesn’t count, she’s a nympho” Chloe

“Somebody put pressure on her boobs, please” Rhon